Encounter with a squirrel
this is a true story: so sunday morning I was riding my bike to sunday school when i spied a humongous squirrrel up ahead on the path. i immediated slowed down in order to give the squirrel plenty of time to cross the sidewalks safely. the squirrel proceeded to spaz out and stop dead in its track even though almsot certian death (my bike) was headed straight for it. I looked side to side to see if there was another way but i was trapped. i tried swerving but the squirrel swervedi n the exact way i did and met my tire! yes thats right. i ran over a squirrel. luckily i ran over its body where all the fat was so he was able to scurry away to safety befor it met my second tire. I swear this is all true and i sitll shudder to think about the feel of the tire on the squrrel but honestly i gave him plenty of time. i think he wnated to meet my tire.