FedEx You Suck!
I woke up not long ago and I heard a truck outside Farley. I got really excited because I thought it might be UPS with my new shiny computer. But it was FedEx. In my head I said, Poop on you. But right as I was saying that, there was a knock on the door and that really was the UPS man with my computer! Yay, it's here! Now I can be connected to the world. Hey, maybe I'll IM you later. Bye!