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Thursday, May 27, 2004

You're Stupid. Quite frankly, I don't like the cut of this website's jib. What the heck is this?

Our Holy Father, Pope Benedict XVI, was named Groundhog of the Month for April. Congratulations!

Jimbo: Once a college boy. Now a grown-up man. Enjoys hockey, girls, and wearing funny hats. His goal is to find the Bee and restore him to his rightful position as Jimandi Corp SEO.
Natalie: Dislikes many things. Requires that her pants be in tip-top shape. Enjoys horses, but not derbies. Wants to have her very own garden gnome when she grows up.
Johnny: Mysterious party dude of the night. Enjoys triangles, squares, and the occasional pentagon. His life-long goal is to order an MGD at the 'Backer by pointing to his hat.
Holly: Our very own robotics expert. Enjoys tag team wrestling, being a nerd, and goat noises. Hopes to one day own the largest novelty molar in the state of Texas.
Debbie: Mexican beauty who loves to cook, clean, and wrestle with her favorite boys. Wants to some day win the world's most awesome nice girl award.
Andy: Every legitimate club needs a bagpipes player and this is where Andy comes in. AKA Boney, this SEO enthusiast loves China and websites but despises both LOG and its blog.