Most ridiculous story in sports

According to the AP:

A Cleveland Indians pitcher was shot in the right calf when a bullet pierced the team's bus and grazed another player late Wednesday night. Team trainers were able to remove the bullet from the calf of Kyle Denney, who spent the night in the hospital but was not seriously hurt, perhaps thanks to high white cheerleading boots he was wearing as part of a hazing ritual, club spokesman Bart Swain said. The rest of the team was unharmed.

Read more: ESPN.com - MLB - Pitcher shot, OK; protected by cheerleader boots

I think we can all only hope that some day we see photos of this outfit.