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Allright, so I dont know if this "we want you to join the BLOG" thing was all a cruel joke. I mean it certainly seems like as soon as I joined, nobody else talks. Is this all some sort of plot, where you invite me to join this BLOG while you guys all leave and start your own new one?
If its not evident already, im really bored at work, so someone talk to me. Please. Thanks. Richard