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Thursday, July 29, 2004

I just wanted to alert everyone to the fact that syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhoea have all been mentioned on the LOGblog this week. Twice each.

Our Holy Father, Pope Benedict XVI, was named Groundhog of the Month for April. Congratulations!

Jimbo: Once a college boy. Now a grown-up man. Enjoys hockey, girls, and wearing funny hats. His goal is to find the Bee and restore him to his rightful position as Jimandi Corp SEO.
Natalie: Dislikes many things. Requires that her pants be in tip-top shape. Enjoys horses, but not derbies. Wants to have her very own garden gnome when she grows up.
Johnny: Mysterious party dude of the night. Enjoys triangles, squares, and the occasional pentagon. His life-long goal is to order an MGD at the 'Backer by pointing to his hat.
Holly: Our very own robotics expert. Enjoys tag team wrestling, being a nerd, and goat noises. Hopes to one day own the largest novelty molar in the state of Texas.
Debbie: Mexican beauty who loves to cook, clean, and wrestle with her favorite boys. Wants to some day win the world's most awesome nice girl award.
Andy: Every legitimate club needs a bagpipes player and this is where Andy comes in. AKA Boney, this SEO enthusiast loves China and websites but despises both LOG and its blog.