LOGblog: The Blog for LOG

Monday, July 12, 2004

I can't take it anymore

Hello everyone,

The friendliness, nostalgia, and good-naturedness displayed in recent posts has led me to say "I can't take it anymore." I joined LOG based on the three sound ideals of Sarcasm, Making Fun Of People, and Debbie. I think those ideals are no longer part of the benevolent monster that LOG has become. Therefore, on account of the afore-mentioned reason, coupled with the fact that I am soon going to a country where blogs are banned, I will be retiring from LOG for now (and perhaps permanently).

Fare ye well, and may God have mercy on our souls. I trust that The Bee will more than fill my shoes as LOG's SEO and token black guy.

Sincerely,

Boney B
Esq.

P.S. I love you guys! You girls are awesome, and Jimbo you have been the best roomie ever, and also Johnny thanks for being the honorary roommate! I love everyone in LOG, you guys are the BEST! Not.

Heroin

Well everyone, there comes a time in every man's life when he spells a word incorrectly and gets ridiculed for it. Just a few minutes ago, I noticed that 'heroin' (the drug) is spelled with only one 'e.' How about that? So by asking you all a few days ago about the possible presence of 'heroine' in the gnome's basket, I was in fact inquiring about the presence of 'a woman noted for courage and daring action' (dictionary.com) and not the highly addictive narcotic also known as diacetylmorphine. Thank you to Stacy at contraversion dot com for pointing this out.

Sunday, July 11, 2004

Big Trouble

You girls are in so much trouble. I have proof here for all to see that you three went to a derby without us! You hypocrites! That is definitely Holly standing next to Debbie and I know that Natalie was taking the photo. You are in big trouble now.

Earthquake

At 12:50:56 PM PDT, a 2.6 magnitude earthquake was registered 5 miles NE of my house. The microearthquake has been numbered ci14073144.